Overheard an argument from Porter, Jarom, and two of their cousins, Andrew and Matthew Adcock. It went something like this:
"I could eat like five bowls of cereal."
"Oh yeah? Well, I could eat like twelve."
"That's nothing. I could eat 10,000 bowls of cereal."
Emma chimes in, "I could eat never-ending." (Apparently that's the new "infinity".)
Then someone said, "I could eat more than anybody."
To which Jarom responded, "Nuh uh. You can't eat as many bowls as Jesus."
Bam! Beat that!